Sunday, December 21, 2008

well, he is still in there! only two days left!
advise? besides the obvious?

i have spent about 3/4 of 2008 pregnant....
they are planning to induce me on the 29th if the little man hasn't come by then...
my mom comes on saturday the 27th... is he holding out til then?
whats up... jordan keeps coming up to the belly and
sharply telling him to come out!
i'm starting to feel like i am doomed to walk the earth pregnant forever.
and kasey will tell you that i am grumpy and hard to share a bed with these last couple weeks... potty breaks...
at work i have started keeping score of the many times i get asked...
'what are you still doing here?'
'have you tried...'
'he looks low'
'he's not here yet?'
'maybe this next storm'
and many more...
i just laugh about it... like everything else during this pregnancy, it just seems entertaining.

baby boy henderson...
just come out and play,
i promise that it's not too cold and that we will have tons of fun!
we are waiting for you!
we love you!
mommy daddy and jordy.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

santas letter

we went to visit santa at 'this is the place' and to see the zoo lights. both great! i recommend them both this year!

one thing i remember about christams as a kid was mom giving betsy and i the sears catalog and us looking at every detail on every single page and then writing it down on our long christmas lists.

so that is why i was shocked to watch jord write hers out this year...
it went like this...

to satna

dear santa,
i watn skates and a pilgram costume
i have bin good
love jordan

thats it??? okay if you say so... ha!
me on the other had... i only have about three things as well...

new camera
new pillows for my bed
the boy already!

whats on your wish list?

Thursday, December 11, 2008

family stats

well, now counting down the days...

so i thought that i might share some info with you guys so that
if you would like you could put in your two cents on when you think the little man will get here.

6 lbs 7 1/2 oz
19 1/2 in
4:45 am wednesday
1 day late

7 lbs 6 oz
19 in

2:02 pm sunday
i think i was late... mom?

7 lbs 8 oz

12 :53 am saturday
2 days late

so what do you think? any bets?

Thursday, November 27, 2008

happy turkey day!

hope everyone enjoyed the fattening festivities!
hey, it's not all me i swear, its the turkey dinner! what do you think of kaseys art work? he thought that it might be a bit inappropriate to put a bulls eye on the turkey but you know that if it wasn't on "the boy" he would have! "the boy" was loving it... as the marker would more across the belly he would roll with it and kick here and there. it was cute! that's how father and son bond these days i guess.

love you all!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

sorry once again for the lack of posting...
not much is going on here... just getting stuff together
and trying not to over do it like kasey says i do.

but please can any one tell me if they, when nearing the end, just had a bit of a crying breakdown?
i had one the other night in the tub. the doc said that "the boy" could came anytime now and he would be fine, and that it is normal and that just sort of got to me....
i began thinking of the labor... and wished that i could just twitch my nose and i would be holding "the boy".
then i started thinking about my post prego body... i can't even remember what life was like before the belly. am i going to miss it?
and then there is the getting away with eating anything at anytime... i'm going to miss that.
but one thing that i am looking forward too, sleeping on my belly.
i don't know, "the boy" and i just have this special bond already... even so with the daily hickups... i'm going to miss toting him around like this.

sorry no picture... i'm just rambling today. okay?

Monday, November 10, 2008

1 down 27 to go!

jo lost her first tooth yesterday!she had been bugging kasey for weeks now to pull it out... but it was just not ready. yesterday i think the idea of being all grown up and loosing that first tooth was all she could think about... plus
one whole dollar from the tooth fairy... jo went into the bathroom and soon came running out with the tooth in a peice of toilet paper! she said that she just went in, tugged and it was out!
no blood... she was stoked! so were we!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

mother dear

happy birthday momma!
did i mention that i love you and that you are the funnest, silliest person i know.
you always out smart me, i look up to you and yeah, i call you almost everyday for a chat.
did i also mention that my mom and pops are coming in 2 days to play for a week? woohoo!
how about the other day when kasey told me that i am just like my mom, (silly, care free etc)
and i just smiled and said i am my mothers daughter.
i love my mom. i am like my mom. happy birthday, see you saturday!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

just doodling today... you like?
but i also came across some fun facts about the october baby boom.

october 5th
more than 12,000 babies are born on that day- making it the most common birth date in the u.s.

the least common birthday
is may 22nd, with an average of 10,259 births. (interesting, i thought it might have been february 29th)

more babies are born
in august, with 369,000 birthdays on average. february has the fewest births- 310,000.

the most deliveries take place
on tuesdays, with an average of 13,169 births; sundays see the fewest, with 7,347 (i was born on sunday). this is at least partly due to scheduled deliveries.

the october 5th baby boom may have something to do with where it falls in the calender year:
about nine months after new years eve.

where do you fall?

Saturday, October 18, 2008

not my fault

that my internet was down.... that i am busy nesting and don't really care to call the guy to come fix it... that kasey is gone hunting again... that the tv is busted... but i am too busy nesting to care... what gives?

i did how ever get to my utah edition of my 10 year reunion from graduating from kahuku high school... last sunday... sorry, i'm just not on top of things these days... other than nesting.
so here are some photos... stolen from nicole and jennifer (kajiyama)...
ben tutor, doug shumway, j brown, will phillips, whitney (williams) phillips, jill (jackson) smith, ME + fetus and the ever fun loving kajiyama twins, jennifer moses & nicole.
it was fun to get together and laugh, meet the kiddies, and realize that none of us have really changed... besides the fact the we have kids and are married and have put on or lost a few pounds... so 10 years huh? whats the next 10 going to bring?

Saturday, October 11, 2008

it's snowing outside...
actual... real life snow...
i'm not ready for this...
didn't it just get warm?

heater on.... check!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

hunters wife

i have noticed that this year kasey has not spent to much time out bow hunting... which is unusual... i think thats cause one, i'm a bit on the pregnant side and can't get out there with him... our tags are just sitting on the counter... and two is that he's gone fowl.

i mean, well he has been a member of a duck club out east of the airport for years now and also this year he has started his own goose hunting guide service on the side and has been going to wyoming and up north and well i let him go this past weekend and this what he 'collected'. he is totally in to so these last couple posts have been of kasey i just realized... sometimes i get the feeling that he thinks that i just don't share enough of him...
sorry mom, you probably don't appreciate these two pictures all that much... but i thought that i would open the window into kaseys world a bit to share with you guys.... anyone what any goose meat?

happy haunting... i mean hunting.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

okay, reason #267...

kasey you make me laugh til i pee my pants...
it's not everyday that i get to witness this side of you, but i'm so glad that i do!so last night we had the phantom ghost visit our house and he left some yum sugar cookies and a note telling us to keep the halloween spirit and phantom some other house in the neighborhood. so tonight we got a basket filled it with a grip of candy, made a sign and yaddy yaddy yadda...
and i told kasey that he was going to have to pick a house and take it over...
cause you have to door bell ditch and i ain't ditchin...
so i sent kasey out against his will
he walked a couple doors down as i watched out the window...
i instantly started laughing when i watched him honeslty tip toe up on to the porch...
gently set the treats down...
tap on the door...
then turn and book it out of there...
i didn't see him come around the car so i thought that he fell...
then i heard the bushes rustle...
and kasey come bursting over them with a huge grin on his face!
meanwhile i am dieing laughing trying to stay on my feet...
kasey runs through the door puffing and spying out the window as our 2 year old neighbor and her mom are out looking at the goodies.
i love that side of him.

happy october!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

just one

here is one of the many reasons that i love kasey...kasey went to wyoming this weekend with some friends to hunt some geese. but before he left on friday after noon he left me little notes all over the house! i'm still finding them! the best one was the one that i found under the toilet lid! but they were in almost every drawer, in the shower, in the bed, in my book, on the computer..... everywhere! i found myself running all over the house looking for more that night! i love you kb!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

hello blue eyes

paul newman 1925-2008
one of my most favorite actors of all time.... he is one good lookin guy and he makes my mom giggle. nevermind that right after seeing the movie 'cool hand luke' in 1967, in the theater, she was determined to name her first born after him in that role and did.
my top picks... in no real order... cool hand luke cat on a hot tin roof butch cassidy long hot summer the sting
known in college for bar fights after his football games, his baby blue eyes, simple smile and over 60 movies that he acted in and more that he directed and produced he was a busy, talented, well known actor. and what actor in hollywood could even come close to his 50 year marriage to joanne woodward. what he said about his wife, 'if i have a steak dinner at home, why would i go out for hamburger'. hats off to you pauly. we'll miss you!

Monday, September 22, 2008

my many names...

okay, so nothing to exciting has been going on with us other then work and me slave driving kasey with things around the house... bonus for being plump with child! but i came across this on a friends blog and thought that it was fun...

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car):
lolo pop dodge

YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fav hobby/craft, fav weather element + “Tour”): the surfing sunshine tour

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): oreo sugar

YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name): m-hen

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal):
turquoise giraffe

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, hometown city):
malia laie

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first):

SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink): the brown lemonade (ew!!)

STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): gardenia sweet tart

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names): gene moore

WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): pula portland

SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower): spring lily

CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”): raspberry sockie

Thursday, September 18, 2008

father to son part 1

so i came across this book at the bookstore back home and kasey and i have been reading it... i thought that it might be fun to share bits of it through out the rest of the year and when the boy gets here... we giggle.

here are the five important keys...

turning a boy into a man is a man's job. since the begining of time, it's been up to a father to make his son responsible. kind. courageous. honorable.
a young boy doesn't come with instructions. he comes with boundless love and an adventurous spirit. but the journey to manhood begins very early... the first time he looks at his dad and thinks, "i want to be like him."

be around.

be his father, not his friend. if you don't understand the difference, imagine his confusion when you must discipline him.

be a good husband. show his mom respect at all times.

be home for dinner.

be his hero.

until next time...

Sunday, September 14, 2008

let me explain

sorry i haven't been blogging lately...
with trying to finish the office/the boys room we have been busy.
with that comes rewiring the computer from one side othe house to the other...
meaning kasey in the crawl space in the basement...
mudding, taping, painting, moving furniture...
and then finally getting the computer hooked up and finding out that i have missed 487 new posts on my google reader... i'm sorry for neglecting you all :)
remember this? so this is jos old room that is connected to ours. after finishing her new room and moving her to the other side of the house last christmas, we were able to start working on the office... and this past may found out that we were having a new addition, we had to get it really get it done. so we tackled it this past weekend.
so anyway, it turned into this...

utah state fair

funnel cakes,goats,
and a bungee tramp...
oh my!

Friday, September 5, 2008

happy 19+7-5+62-80+60-28= birthday kasey!i love you!

Monday, September 1, 2008

happy birthday jord!

wow, i just can't believe that jo turned 6 yesterday!
she is growing up way, way, way, to fast!she has figured out 'the mirror'. any mirror, or anything that gives a reflection, she has noticed. i catch her posing, playing with her hair, dancing, blowing kisses and well just talking to herself.
cuddler. she still has to have her cozy time with dad on the couch and give everyone a hug before she goes anywhere.
sweet talker. she can get anyone to do anything, especially grandma mary. the rest of us are on to her. and when we have her just about figured out, we'll have to start all over again!
drama queen. she can cry on demand, laugh on demand... and has a wild teenage imagination. i'm scared, she tries to get me to have girl talk with her to talk about boys. i get her to stop but i laugh every time.
miss independent. never mind trying to help her with something, she'll put up a fight and do it herself until its done, or she gets frustrated and walks away.
strong. she can take kasey down with her big guns. throws some good punches, kicks your butt, and loves to laugh about it. i like it cause she comes in handy when it's time to carry the grocery's in, and dad likes it cause she just flat out amazes him.

Friday, August 29, 2008

at work

in the past couple days people have finally been giving me the 'you're pregnant' smile and a hug... or people coming over to my desk to chat about the wee fetus... and i just have to laugh... cause i would have done the same thing... first questioning if 'so and so' is indeed pregnant for a month or two to myself to save me from the embarrassment of 'excuse me, i just had a big lunch'...that would suck...

so now, the word is out at work, and it was the boy in my belly that told.
so i have a few more belly pictures from hawaii that my sister betsy and mom took that i just love.

have a great labor day weekend... i'm taking a nap! xoxo mollymalia

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

she may be small

but she has a huge personality.
my little penelope has found her little spot in the valley of my pregnancy. every time i have her out she snuggles right in. i love it! she'll ride along there the whole time she is out and even after an hour nap i'll wake to find she is still there! i hope that i don't squash her one of these days!

Sunday, August 24, 2008

today jord

had mainland fever.

she started to cry for hawaii... um, thats okay jord, i do it to!photo by betsy
here are some pictures... most of these, if not all, are courtesy of my sister... i, in most cases lately forgot my camera when we went places. but ashley, my sister-in-law, has a few posts of things that we did there if you would like to see more pics.
we had so much fun! from chatty mermaids... velz and jordpool fun at tutus... velz, j baby, jord and mahina
a fascination with digging holes... niki, jord and vz
our morning hike to makapu'u light house...

kasey sneaking away a few times to play some golf out at turtle bay.
this being the palmer course.
thanks kris for taking him out, he loved it!
jord insisting on going barefoot cause she is 'hawaiian' now.
photo by betsy
crab hunting... notice that she is not really
holding the crab but crushing him in a ball of sand.
my olympic bound niece niki... atta girl.
an early birthday party for jord... look a the size of that cake!
it was seriously all frosting though. gotta love teds bakery!
photo by mark lee
photo by mark lee
a new family pic... thanks mark,
you did a great job, it was so much fun!
but by the end of the day this was the norm... jord and vzand when it came time to go we found a stow away!
vz, i think your mom would miss you!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

a moms proud moment

okay, so its been a while since i have blogged,
sorry... been relaxing!
but now we are back in the desert and
trying to pick up our lost daily routine...
i'll up dated you all on our trip in pictures when i get them all together...
but until then i really need to share something with you...usually when i fly i say little prayer as the plane takes off...
as we were 'taxiing' to the run way in hawaii on our way back
i noticed kasey saying a little prayer (he hates to fly).
jord asked what he was doing, i told her and she just sat there
and watched him.
a couple minutes later i heard some whispering, i thought that she
was just talking to kasey but looked over anyway.
she had her arms folded and eyes closed saying a little
prayer of her own.
i motioned to kasey to check her out...
he got this big grin on his face and just sat there and watched
her until she was done.
i loved it.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

only 5 more days

until we are on a plane bound for 'my' island!
i'm so stoked to be able to go home for a couple of weeks...
i miss my family tons being out here in ootah.
i just wish that i would be able to surf this time around.
maybe i'll sneak in a few waves. don't tell the doc...
or kasey!i know this picture is not what you would think from hawaii... but i really remember doing this when i was like 12 right after hurricane iniki with all the rubbish that rolled up on the beach. among doing this, digging large holes to play in, putting crabs in my dads piko (bellybutton), body surfing and pretty much bringing the beach home with me in my suit when i was a kid... i am soooo glad that i grew up in hawaii! i wouldn't have had it any other way! after i took kasey out there the first time he told me that now he understands why i am the way i am and why i'm always telling him that i'm on hawaiian time. never in a hurry, and always late! i love it!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

109 out of 200

now i think that is pretty good!
Copy the list below and bold all of the ones you have done.

1. Touched an iceberg
2. Slept under the stars
3. Been a part of a hockey fight
4. Changed a baby’s diaper
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Swam with wild dolphins
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a tarantula
10. Said “I love you” and meant it
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long and watched the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game (Lakers vs Jazz in this years playoffs)
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
20. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Bet on a winning horse
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Taken an ice cold bath
28. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Ridden a roller coaster
31. Hit a home run
32. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
33. Adopted an accent for fun
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Felt very happy about your life, even for just a moment
36. Loved your job 90% of the time
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Watched wild whales
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Gone on a midnight walk on the beach
41. Gone sky diving
42. Visited Ireland
43. Ever bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited India
45. Bench-pressed your own weight
46. Milked a cow
47. Alphabetized your personal files
48. Ever worn a superhero costume
49. Sung karaoke
50. Lounged around in bed all day
51. Gone scuba diving
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Done something you should regret, but don’t
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Been in a movie
60. Gone without food for 3 days
61. Made cookies from scratch
62. Won first prize in a costume contest
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Been in a combat zone
65. Spoken more than one language fluently
66. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
67. Bounced a check
68. Read - and understood - your credit report
69. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
70. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
71. Called or written your Congress person
72. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
73. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
74. Helped an animal give birth
75. Been fired or laid off from a job
76. Won money
77. Broken a bone
78. Ridden a motorcycle
79. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
80. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
81. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
82. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
83. Eaten sushi
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read The Bible cover to cover
86. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
87. Gotten someone fired for their actions
88. Gone back to school
89. Changed your name
90. Caught a fly in the air with your bare hands
91. Eaten fried green tomatoes
92. Read The Iliad
93. Taught yourself an art from scratch
94. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
95. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt

96. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
97. Been elected to public office
98. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
99. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
100. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
101. Had a booth at a street fair
102. Dyed your hair
03. Been a DJ
104. Rocked a baby to sleep
105. Dropped a cat from a high place to see if it really lands on all fours
106. Raked your carpet
107. Brought out the best in people
108. Brought out the worst in people
109. Worn a mood ring
110. Ridden a horse
111. Carved an animal from a piece of wood or bar of soap
112. Cooked a dish where four people asked for the recipe
113. Buried a child
114. Gone to a Broadway (or equivalent to your country) play
115. Been inside the pyramids
116. Shot a basketball into a basket
117. Danced at a disco
118. Played in a band
119. Shot a bird
120. Gone to an arboretum
121. Tutored someone
122. Ridden a train
123. Brought an old fad back into style
124. Eaten caviar
125. Let a salesman talk you into something you didn’t need
126. Ridden a giraffe or elephant
127. Published a book
128. Pieced a quilt
129. Lived in an historic place
130. Acted in a play or performed on a stage
131. Asked for a raise
132. Made a hole-in-one
133. Gone deep sea fishing
134. Gone roller skating
135. Run a marathon
136. Learned to surf
137. Invented something
138. Flown first class
139. Spent the night in a 5-star luxury suite
. Flown in a helicopter
141. Visited Africa
142. Sang a solo
143. Gone spelunking
144. Learned how to take a compliment
145. Written a love-story
146. Seen Michelangelo’s David
147. Had your portrait painted
148. Written a fan letter
149. Spent the night in something haunted
150. Owned a St. Bernard or Great Dane
151. Ran away
152. Learned to juggle
153. Been a boss
154. Sat on a jury
155. Lied about your weight
156. Gone on a diet
157. Found an arrowhead or a gold nugget
158. Written a poem
159. Carried your lunch in a lunchbox
160. Gotten food poisoning
161. Gone on a service, humanitarian or religious mission
162. Hiked the Grand Canyon
163. Sat on a park bench and fed the ducks
164. Gone to the opera or ballet
165. Gotten a letter from someone famous
166. Worn knickers
167. Ridden in a limousine
168. Attended the Olympics
169. Can hula or waltz
170. Read a half dozen Nancy Drew or Hardy Boys books
171. Been stuck in an elevator
172. Had a revelatory dream
173. Thought you might crash in an airplane
174. Had a song dedicated to you on the radio or at a concert
175. Saved someone’s life
176. Eaten raw whale
177. Know how to tat, smock or do needlepoint
178. Laughed till your side hurt
179. Straddled the equator
180. Taken a photograph of something other than people that is worth framing
181. Gone to a Shakespeare Festival
182. Sent a message in a bottle
183. Spent the night in a hostel
184. Been a cashier
185. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
186. Joined a union
187. Donated blood or plasma
188. Built a campfire
189. Kept a blog
190. Had hives
191. Worn custom made shoes or boots
192. Made a PowerPoint presentation
193. Taken a Hunter’s Safety Course

194. Served at a soup kitchen
195. Conquered the Rubik’s cube
196. Know CPR
197. Ridden in or owned a convertible
198. Found a long lost friend
199. Helped solve a crime
200. Responded to a NJP newsletter

Monday, July 28, 2008

okay, first off

happy anniversary to me!
but i think kasey got the best anniversary present ever!

i'm going to let kasey say a few things on his blog debut:

I am so excited to have a mini me, all of the stuff I learned from my Dad and Grandfathers I get to finally pass on. I think I am most excited to have a little hunting and fishing buddy. Words just can't explain how happy I am today well maybe one word WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

it's a boy!

this morning when the fetus first came on the screen
i saw the 'little fella' right off...
kasey didn't and the doc was trying to get
measurements before he let on what it was.
so in this first clip i was trying to hint to kasey
what it was and to take a 'closer' look...

i mean look at the boy, he's showing all!
then he finally got it... sorry that the video isn't that great
and i feel bad that i cut off the best part at the end...
kasey was so stoked and pretty much dancing... and i missed it!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

owners manual

a product information guide and limited warranty
for new parents

( found this in an old edition of fit pregnancy mag)
you are the proud parents of a 2007/2008 model child. your offspring has been issued a social security number for registration purposes. please present this number when product needs servicing. to identify make and model, locate adapter between lower appendages. if adapter is female (xx), you have a beautiful baby girl. if adapter is male (xy), a bouncing baby boy is yours. warning for owners of xx model! beautiful is a relative term.
warning for owners of xy model! do not attempt to actually bounce baby.

baby comes wrapped in protective coating. do not sign for delivery if this layer is missing or appears to have been tampered with. all extraneous material, including placenta, is not reusable and must be properly disposed of.
a fuel line (ubc) connects model to host unit. only a licensed representative should disconnect cord. product should operate as a cordless unit for the duration of its lifetime. batteries should not be inserted into baby.

do not use baby to block heating or cooling vents.
do not store foreign objects in baby's openings.
do not attempt to fold or compress baby into small spaces.

helpful hints
*gently jiggling baby in an up/down motion patting on spine can remove air bubbles.
*for the first six months, power source can be sustained with fda-approved formula (not included) or unpasteurized calcium and vitamin d source provided by mother unit.
*when programing and communicating with baby, exaggerate and articulating language with movement, as when talking with a foreigner, is recommended.
*baby will not become self-cleaning for at least two years. it is recommended that porous surface be wiped at least twice a day and whenever leakage occurs. unit may be lubricated using baby lotion, diaper cream or other nontoxic solvent.

trouble shooting
problem baby won't shut down.
try producing melodic and somniferous sound waves and reposition unit using a pendulum motion.
problem baby leaks and discharges.
try changing vacuum-sealed disposal bag (not included)
problem baby is not desired make and model.
try living with this common problem. do not try to change gender of model by attaching or removing x or y parts.
problem baby does not resemble father unit.
try calling local service center for confirmation of compatible programming code. or skip previous step and get over it.

warranty and limitations of liability
warranty for full return will terminate at the end of one year. after which time resale and relocation become difficult. owner is responsible for indirect, special, incidental and consequential damages caused by the above mentioned under any legal authority, including but not limited to damage to public and/or private property, havoc wreaked on marriage, and lost profits, youth hair, leisure time and sanity. owner will cover all costs of damage to and maintenance of data programmed and stored in system of processor until expiration date of eighteen (18) years despite products individual claims of autonomy.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

leave me your memory

I got this from my sisters blog, so I thought I'd join in on the fun! Here's the rules:

1. As a comment on my blog, leave a memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember!

2. Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty funny to see the responses. If you leave a memory about me, I'll assume you're playing the game and I'll come to your blog and leave one about you. If you don't want to play on your blog, or if you don't have a blog, leave a memory anyway!