on velzy pulling her hair: "oh my goodness child!"
on learning she is having a baby brother: "ewwww! can you trade him for a sister?" on little friend ramseys' dream: "were you wrestling tigers, cause thats what my mom says i do"
on why she loves me: "cause she is the cutest big person"
on throwing a tantrum on the kitchen floor: "fine, now you're going to get an earthquake " (stomping her feet)
on dad taking to long on the computer: "just move over dad, your waisting my time." ouch.
on mom forgetting her phone: "oh snaps!" on our home teachers: "yeah, they came over for a 'hi, how are you?'"
on her bad dream: "we don't have to talk about it cause it is not in my eyes anymore." on the civil war: "our team won the war." on dads new church calling: "so you work for the church now?" on truly believing that she needs glasses: "i can't hear what you are saying mom, i have a lazy eye... i told you i need glasses." on working mom and dads wallet: " can i borrow some money, til i earn some, cause i want to go to toys r us." on a bloody nose: "i got a bloody nose today at school cause i was diggin for gold."
on her devotion to harry potter: "please bless the food, my family, and harry potter."
on waiting for dinner: "are you on hawaiian time lady?"
on defending disney princess': "don't call them babe's, thats a slag word."
on trying to get grandma mary's attention: "do you have your hearing aid on or what?"